In what was clearly meant to be a fun little moment for the owners of the Clippers and Mavs and everyone else in attendance, Steve Ballmer and Mark Cuban were shown on the Kiss Cam at the Staples Center on Thursday night. It appears this was the first kiss ever for either of them.
Steve Ballmer, Mark Cuban provide the worst Kiss Cam moment we’ve ever seen


Ballmer immediately started having some sort of attack when he saw himself on the big screen, and then made some weird “dying fish out of water” faces while laughing hysterically (terrifyingly).
Cuban blowing kisses looked a little more natural except for his freakish, unblinking staring at the screen.
They looked like they were trying to eat each other. They probably would have had they been close enough to do it.











