The Spurs have new supermarket commercials, and they’re fantastic
“Jalepeños are spicy, man. Gotta protect.”
It’s a new NBA season, and that means the San Antonio Spurs are back with hilarious commercials for San Antonio’s H-E-B supermarket chain.
The Spurs do plenty of silly stuff this year: they have a cooking class, led by Chef Tony Parker (as seen up top); their coyote mascot eats and beats up H-E-B bags; they give LaMarcus Aldridge H-E-B gifts -- although Aldridge doesn’t like what Kawhi Leonard gives him; Ginobili builds a chicken retreat and they buy a fishing boat and try to give it a punny name:
I would name the boat “La-Shark-us,” but I would never name it “Tim-tanic.” That boat sank, Tim Duncan. Why would you want to name a boat after one that sank?
Never stop doing these commercials, Spurs.
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