JAROMIR JAGR IS GROWING HIS MULLET AGAIN

This is the most important NHL news of the year, neigh the entire season. Like, we didn’t need a ton of reasons to be excited about hockey this year but JAGR’S MULLET IS BACK!!! Gosh it’s so exciting. This is a challenge to you, people of Florida. The Panthers have had terrible attendance for a while. Now you have the option to see JAGR MULLET live and in-person. It’s a privilege most of us would kill for. Do not squander it.

In case you need more convincing we have an artist’s interpretation of how awesome it will be.