A self described #bitterbucsfan had a question and possible conspiracy theory for Jake “Destroyer of Worlds” Arrieta Wednesday night.
Jake Arrieta’s strange pitch sequence is the product of nip slips
Why does @JArrieta34 touch his damn hat and jersey so much? #mustbecheating #bitterbucsfan #MLB
— ben leggieri (@benlegg84) October 8, 2015 And it’s true! He does do a weird sort of hat-tug, shirt-pull thing before every pitch.
Arrieta's odd pitch sequence. Does it every time pic.twitter.com/CUOJDIKPNt
— WorldSeriesDreaming (@WSDreaming_Cubs) May 13, 2015 Well, #bitterbucsfan, Arrieta has an answer for you.
My right nipple comes out of my tank top almost every pitch, so I place it back inside. https://t.co/7hXWtKwltE
— Jake Arrieta (@JArrieta34) October 8, 2015 You see? It’s his nipple. Nipple comes out, nipple goes back in. Simple.
— Dave Brown (@AnswerDave) October 8, 2015 It all comes down to Jake Arrieta’s right nipple.
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