It's good! @JetBlue flight ORL-BOS #NEvsNYG pic.twitter.com/WidZQY8UQw
— Daniel J Sullivan (@DJSullySullivan) November 16, 2015 Would you like to be stuck on a plane full of Pats fans losing their mind during the game-winning kick?
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
1. Are you a New England Patriots fan? Read paragraph one. 2. Not a Patriots fan? Skip to paragraph two.
Disney World was wicked awesome! This friggin’ plane better have TV so you can watch the Pats. Tom Brady’s the man. DeflateGate was bullshit. Fire Goodell. Oh good there are TVs. So many Pats fans. This is wicked awesome. Best flight ever!
You’re an Orlando native who needs to travel to Boston for business on Monday. Your projections report isn’t complete because Gary in requisitions couldn’t get you his numbers on time. Stupid Gary. You board a plane hoping you can get a little work done before landing and then you realize ... you’re stuck on a plane to Boston with Patriots fans and every single TV is tuned to the game. There’s no escape. This will be your life for the next three hours. There aren’t enough airplane bottles to dull your senses.
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