Cristiano Ronaldo delivers passionate, wailing performance of Rihanna’s ‘Stay’

A little-known fact about car culture is that the single best aspect of driving everywhere -- far, far above getting easily from point A to point B and avoiding inclement weather and/or greasy subway poles -- is that the car serves as a mobile karaoke box. And if you have driven at any time dating from, say, the last couple years to, eh, the new Adele drop, you probably a) have heard Rihanna’s “Stay” on the radio many, many times, b) realized that it is the very best mobile karaoke option and c) hollered along with poor, woebegone RiRi at the top of your poor, woebegone lungs.

Cristiano Ronaldo, it turns out, likes to wail along to Rihanna on his commute, too.

“OooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOO,” shrieks Ronaldo, the veins bulging out of his arms. Round and around, and around, and around we go.