James Harrison’s son’s birthday cake featured a cannibal dinosaur eating Barney
“That’s what my son wanted on his cake!”
A few points here:
- This is a bomb-ass cake.
- The Pittsburgh Steelers linebacker’s son, James Harrison III, turned 8, which is an appropriate age at which to graduate to real, bloodthirsty dinosaurs. The kind that would tear a weaker dinosaur apart, even as he politely wrote a sign asking for help.
- Yes, fine, it’s cannibalism. This is a pro-cannibalism cake. But you know what? Barney is a creep. Barney is bad. Good riddance, Barney.
Happy birthday, little James.
