The new Star Wars is coming out really soon, so of course people have to ask Star Wars-related questions, which is what happened to Kobe Bryant at Wednesday’s Lakers press conference:
Kobe Bryant compared himself to a cooler version of Darth Vader


Kobe on which Star Wars character he is: "Darth Vader, of course. But I don't take orders from the Emperor, so Darth Emperor, maybe."
— Mark Medina (@MarkG_Medina) December 16, 2015 I ... don’t recall a character named Darth Emperor.
There’s a Darth Vader and an Emperor Palpatine in the movies but ... oh wait, I remember now. It was this dude:
Good choice, Kobe.












