The Rock’s adorable newborn baby could probably kick your ass
The Rock’s newborn baby daughter can benchpress 300 pounds, run a 5 minute mile and eat 17 raw eggs (probably)
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
The Rock has a newborn baby girl. It will be years before this pebble truly reaches her peak of physical domination, but despite being hours old we already know she’s better than us at most things.
- The Rock’s baby can already Tokyo Drift.
- She drinks nothing but whey protein.
- The Rock’s baby busts out of diapers like he does casts.
- Do you smell what The Rock’s baby is cooking?
- Already has a regular role on Ballers ... as a cornerback.
- She already knows the lines of The Mummy AND The Mummy 2.
- The Rock’s baby knows the location of all seven Dragon Balls.
- She just beat all your top times in Need For Speed.
- The Rock’s baby has seen Star Wars: The Force Awakens seven times since being born and already knows how the trilogy ends.
- She’s made a comprehensive list of changes that need to take place at the University of Miami and has send them to the athletic department.
- She can already make a perfect omelette.
- The Rock’s baby can believe it’s not butter.
- The Rock’s baby took everyone’s lunch money in the hospital, but then used it to throw a hospital party.
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