Are you sitting down? If not, please sit down. On what we thought was going to be a standard Wednesday press conference, Bill Belichick revealed the biggest, most shocking personal secret he has ever revealed. This is stunning.
Bill Belichick doesn’t like hard candy, which is easily 2015’s biggest surprise
You can’t prepare for this.
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Is Bill Belichick a candy cane guy? #Patriots #WBZ pic.twitter.com/qxgTWOWNl0
— Joe Giza (@JoeGiza) December 23, 2015 BILL BELICHICK IS NOT A HARD CANDY GUY!!!
Who could have possibly seen this one coming? This is a man who was BORN to enjoy a Werther’s. I could have sworn that Belichick is the kind of dude who treats himself with a single eucalyptus drop after a win, but ONLY if Tom Brady doesn’t throw an interception.
This kind of announcement isn’t just something we can accept carte blanche. Our whole world has been turned upside down. Doesn’t eat hard candy? Wow. I guess it’s just tepid water and fig paste for Belichick from here on out.
