J.J. Watt has never met a camera he didn’t like, but God help you if you take a picture of yourself.
J.J. Watt is still mad that Zach Mettenberger took a selfie last October
Over a year ago, Zach Mettenberger posted a selfie because he was excited about starting in an NFL football game. J.J. Watt got his feelings hurt because, I don’t know, I guess because he believes he’s the only person on the planet worthy of attention. Watt sacked Mettenberger in that game and celebrated by miming a selfie.
It has been over a year since that happened, but Watt got his first sack since breaking his hand today and celebrated with a selfie again.
I shudder to think what a lawless hell scape the NFL would be without J.J. Watt’s camera-hungry self to regulate who can and can’t post pictures of themselves. Thank you, J.J. Your country owes you more than it may ever realize.
Oh, one more thing, here’s Cam Newton with my final thoughts:




















