Look, sometimes you just need to get into the stadium to watch a soccer game. And sometimes you want to bring your own beers. Just a couple. You know; just the 24. You’re not a maniac or anything. Just a nice, tidy, sensible 24 beers that you’ll responsibly ingest by yourself over the course of like ... how long is a soccer game? A couple days, right?
Turkish hero denied a sensible 24 beers by terrible policeman
How else is he supposed to enjoy the soccer game?


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