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Reporter turns press conference transcript into Hot Take performance art

Finally, a transcript with real opinions.

Press conference transcripts are usually pretty dull reading -- until now. Bill Huber of Packer Report turned the format on its head this week, injecting some hot takes into the transcript for Penn State tight end Jesse James’ interview at the 2015 NFL Combine.

Right off the bat, it opens with:

Another highlight:

Ok. Huber doesn’t like Andrew Quarless, I’m guessing based on this transcript.

This is an important moment for postmodernism. Finally we have a transcript where we get the chance to learn more about the transcriber.

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