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Minor league team planning ‘Back to the Future’-inspired jerseys

The minor league team is also named “The Biscuits.” We probably shouldn’t take that for granted.

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The Rays’ Double-A affiliate, the Montgomery Biscuits, probably has several pitchers who can consistently throw 88 mph. On June 27, those fastballs will allow everyone in the stadium to travel through time and listen to ZZ Top.

Here are some other ideas for the promotion:

  1. Concessions selling only Pepsi-Free instead of beer and regular sodaA dump-truck filled with manure in center field, ready to unload on any outfielder who gets closeA doubleheader, with the second game played with all of the players wearing awful aging makeup and masksCrispin Glover, shirtless and confused, roaming the stands with a t-shirt gunFree plutonium to first 10,000Contest between innings that awards free season tickets to fans who make out with their mothers

I have dozens of ideas, Biscuits. You know where to reach me.

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