Look at how DeAndre Jordan bides his time. [Image: https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3516006/Screen_Shot_2015-03-18_at_10.33.24_AM.0.png?quality=90&strip=all] Watch him stick his finger WAY up his nose ... [Image: https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3516016/Screen_Shot_2015-03-18_at_10.33.34_AM.0.png?quality=90&strip=all] ... and double-check for a booger. [Image: https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3516012/Screen_Shot_2015-03-18_at_10.32.55_AM.0.png?quality=90&strip=all] Look at the face of an elementary school prankster nonchalantly wiping a booger on his friend. [Image: https://platform.sbnation.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/chorus/uploads/chorus_asset/file/3516024/Screen_Shot_2015-03-18_at_10.34.14_AM.0.png?quality=90&strip=all] GROSS, DUDE! (via Bro Bible)