Bill Belichick attempts to consume food like normal adult human man

Bill Belichick is a robot. Don’t try to deny it for fear of retribution. We all just need to acknowledge it, move forward and accept him. If that happens, it’s likely we won’t be harvested first when it comes time to lubricate his various springs and sprockets with blood. Belichick will go for the deniers first. They’re easy targets.

Can we talk about how Bill REALLY looks like a Kermit meme here?

At least Bill drinking is more chill than Bill trying to smile.