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lol DC United issued an injury report for its mascot

by Michael Katz

Talon, DC United’s mascot, missed the team’s season opener and OK this is pretty funny:

DCU avian physicians believe his timetable for return is 2-3 weeks. DCU expects Talon to be at full strength when it comes time to take on Cozmo and the LA Galaxy on March 28th.

While Talon declined to comment on said injuries, inside sources have stated that Talon has been putting in a lot of extra work to be in top physical shape this season.

Get well soon, Talon. A healthy salmon diet and daily wing massage sounds pretty good, honestly.

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