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Browns fan wears dog biscuit dress to uniform unveiling

This is probably the greatest outfit in the history of sports.

by Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.

The Browns will unveil their new uniforms on Tuesday night. You know who’s at that unveiling? THIS LADY:

Hell yeah, now THAT’S how you exceed the bar minimum requirement for flair. If her elbow-length gloves are to be believed, she is the BONE LADY. You do not want to cross her.

Also, please don’t walk past any literal dogs, Bone Lady. Your dress is in high danger of being devoured.

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