Hornets bribe NBA award voters with awesome Michael Kidd-Gilchrist security kit

It’s NBA award season, which means teams will start bribing media members who aren’t us because we don’t deserve any votes. Seriously NBA, why would you even think of tossing us even a pity vote? Who would ever suggest such a thing? I wouldn’t, that’s for sure.

The Hornets amused us last year with Big Al Jefferson’s painting company and have come through again with this Michael Kidd-Gilchrist security kit. Voters will likely ignore MKG for Defensive Player of the Year (even if they shouldn’t), but it’s a valiant attempt nonetheless.

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