FIRST LOOK: Subway makes Marcus Mariota out of sandwich materials pic.twitter.com/68gUtYl9Nh
— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) April 22, 2015 Subway made another terrifying sandwich sculpture, this time it’s Marcus Mariota
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
This draft tradition needs to die. It’s not that Subway does a bad job making these sandwich draftees, it’s just that ANYONE looks scary when they’re made out of sandwiches. Bread cannot adequately replicate someone’s skin, and ultimately everyone looks like some weird machination of Pizza the Hut .
Mariota now joins RGIII and Anthony Barr, both of whom had sandwich sculptures too.
