“Hey, I’m Jim. I think you’re beautiful. Can I get your number?”
Jim Harbaugh is a crazy person who wooed his wife in a crazy person way
After Jim Harbaugh met his future wife Sarah, he called her nine times before she went out with him.
[Sarah gives Jim her number]
The next few days:
“Hey, do you wanna go out?”
“No.”
“Hey, it’s me again. Do you wanna go out?”
“No.”
“Hey, it’s me again. Do you wanna go out?”
“NO.”
“Hey, it’s me again. Do you wanna go out?”
“NOOOO.”
“Wanna go to dinner?”
“No.”
“Wanna get some pizza?”
“No.”
“Take you out for a movie?”
“No.”
“Will you accept this rose?”
“We’re on the phone. Why are you asking me about something you’re holding that I can’t see? Also, no.”
“Hey, it’s me again. Do you wanna g--”
“OH GOD FINE JIM LET’S GO.”
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