The Bears are rapping in the locker room and Kyle Long is so confused

Singing hip-hop songs is not an easy task for everyone. You’ll either hit all the words and inflections with flying colors like Killer Mike, or you’ll leave people feeling confused like Iggy Azalea. Which brings us to Chicago Bears wide receiver Josh Bellamy, who felt like singing Peewee Longway’s “Sneakin N Geekin” in the locker room, and left Bears guard Kyle Long feeling confused and asking for a translator.

If you didn’t have the lyrics on hand, you’d side with Long and think “Sneakin N Geekin” was lyrical nonsense. Well, here’s what was said:

Dumping backwood ashes / All on my louboutin Givenchy khakis / My n***a you sneakin or geekin what’s cracking / I keep finding little missiles all in your pad / Baby that ain’t shit that just little candy / Some of the shit white and some a lil’ sad / Sneakin n’ geekin he wanna be down just like Brandy / Sneakin geekin now he Bobbi Brown buying heavy

Don’t worry about what he’s saying though, Kyle. To quote one Lil B: Let that boy cook.

And shout out to the best part of the video:

(h/t @SarahSpain)

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