COLOGNE PROBLEMS.
Tony Allen smells like a grandfather. The struggle is real
Lookin’, feelin’, smellin’ like a million Werther’s Originals.


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Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
SOMETHING told me to say no to the lady offering a new fragrance, at this boutique Such a bad idea. NOW I'M SMELLING LIKE A GRANDAD
— Tony Allen (@aa000G9) April 9, 2015 Cologne problems are a real issue. Be careful out there, everyone. Unless you’re a granddad. Then carry on with your granddad-smelling self.











