#brosweekend #derbytme pic.twitter.com/NrlcT6HxTQ
— Julian Edelman (@Edelman11) May 1, 2015 The Patriots are bro-ing out at the Kentucky Derby
The Patriots are synonymous with bro activities.
Julian Edelman, Tom Brady and the whole gang are trekking down to Churchill Downs for the Derby this weekend. Edelman posted this picture of the crew outside a party plane earlier today.
We’ve ranked these bros in order of bro-iness, from most to least.
1. Rob Gronkowski
Pink t-shirt under blazer? Come on, dude.
2. The guy with paisley pants
Paisley pants, a button-up shirt with the sleeves rolled up just a hair, and no idea what to do with his hands.
3. The guy on Gronk’s right
Dude ... are those pleated pants?
4. Tom Brady
Casually crossing his arms to show off his watch. Very cool, very nonchalant.
5. The guy in the fedora.
Fedora.
6 and 7. The two guys in gray suits who look exactly the same.
I’m sure they didn’t plan to dress like each other. They just picked the most generic outfits they could find. And haircuts.
8. Julian Edelman
If this outfit weren’t so perfectly tailored, Edelman would be solidly in bro-territory. But honestly? Dude’s looking sharp.
9. Matt Cassel
He’s just like a guy. Just a normal dude.
10. The guy with the backpack
Hey, someone’s gotta be team mom. These boys need snacks! Nothing bro-ey about that.
Meanwhile, the Bro King himself is nearby:
UNDRAFTED. welkers horse wins. Stay tuned. #wreck em pic.twitter.com/frBLkkOL3t
— Danny Amendola (@DannyAmendola) May 1, 2015 See More:
