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Bradley Beal says he’s a ‘sore loser,’ hopes nobody wins the NBA title

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

This is some competitive fire right here. Nice job keeping it 100, Bradley Beal. It seems ludicrous, but this is actually a possibility. Beal could get his wish if any of the following things happen:

  • The heat death of the universe happens before the NBA Finals.
  • The series goes to seven games, where an unlikely overtime to the 70th power takes place. It would take 243 days to play the game. Some players would see their contracts expire, others would die of exhaustion.
  • A fan stabs the basketball. Then a different fans stabs the replacement basketball. This continues until there are no longer any inflated regulation basketballs left on the planet.
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