Yes, a pair of wooden Air Jordans. Yes, $10,000. They’re available on eBay RIGHT NOW. ACT FAST.
Get a pair of hand-carved wooden Air Jordans for just $10,000
A steal at half the -- wait, TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS?!
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Or, you know, just buy like 8,000 pairs of regular Air Jordans. Totally up to you. Third option: just send me the $10,000. I’ll carve you all kinds of stuff. NOTE: I have never carved before. Still, I think you’ll find my rate to be a real bargain.
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