Oh man, THIS guy:
Rangers fan brags about his $4,500 rinkside ticket
“Benjamin Franklin is killin’ the gaaaaaame!”
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
The lyrics, if you don’t want to go all the way to Rap Genius for them:
My man I paid forty-five hundred dollars
In cash
Cash
Yeah I know
That would’ve been cool
But you know what
I got to see the Rangers
Win
I could’ve blown all that money on water
I don’t really drink alcohol
It’s cool
I could’ve got ...
Four thousand, five hundred dollars
Hundreds only
Benjamin Franklin is killin’ the game
Instant classic.
(via CBS Sports)
