Ben Ancheff is a 6’2 right-handed pitcher for St. Thomas University. He is ... perfect.
St. Thomas Bobcats pitcher Ben Ancheff is our new favorite athlete
Gaze upon his form, for it is glorious.
Bill Hanstock is a writer, author and Emmy Award-winning producer. He began writing for SB Nation in 2011.
Whoever says "Pitchers aren't athletes" obviously haven't seen St. Thomas' Ben Ancheff in NAIA WS. @SportsCenter pic.twitter.com/vdKHTbqMNv
— DC (@DCmusicnation) May 30, 2015 Everyday is so wonderful
And suddenly it’s hard to breathe
Now and then I get insecure
From all the pain, I’m so ashamed
Let's get a #BenAncheff trend going! @acebenchura #MakeHimViral pic.twitter.com/2K6UVV432B
— Jeff Dally (@JeffDally) May 30, 2015 I am beautiful, no matter what they say
Words can’t bring me down
I am beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can’t bring me down, oh no
This guy is pitching right now...why aren't you watching #fatguyTD pic.twitter.com/0RGrEM2yYR
— RaysnNoles (@RodMahoney) May 30, 2015 So don’t you bring me down today
No, no, no, no, no
To all your friends, you’re delirious
So consumed in all your doom
Trying hard to fill the emptiness, the piece is gone
Left the puzzle undone, ain’t that the way it is?
@STU_Athletics Ben Ancheff stretches out before tonight's #AvistaNAIAWS Final against @LCWarriors pic.twitter.com/XoFdBuxnOD
— Zachary Simonar (@mrsim21) May 30, 2015 ‘Cause you are beautiful, no matter what they say
Words can’t bring you down, oh no, no, no
You are beautiful in every single way
Yes, words can’t bring you down, oh no
Ben Ancheff, who limited LCSC to one run in four innings, left in the middle of an at-bat with an apparent arm injury.
— Lewiston Trib Sports (@Trib_Sports) May 30, 2015 So don’t you bring me down today
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