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Tim Duncan is the perfect teammate when you’re drunkenly leaving the club

James Dator
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.

Tim Duncan is more than a teammate, he’s a pal. After the Spurs lost to the Clippers the team went to unwind in Los Angeles, and naturally TMZ found them.

Duncan was helping a SUPREMELY drunk Aron Baynes back to the team bus, and not only was he carrying the 28-year-old, he even gave him some advice to prevent him saying something dumb. That’s being a dang good wing man.

Tim Duncan knew you were underage drinking with your friends and didn’t say a word about it, he just got you some Advil and water. You don’t remember that time you threw up in Tim Duncan’s car, but he cleaned it up and never said a word.

We’ve bleeped it here, but if you want to hear Duncan swear you can head over to TMZ. For some reason we always thought Duncan just said “gosh” and “gee willikers.”

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