JAKE PEAVY’S HOUSE IS INCREDIBLE.
Jake Peavy’s house is basically an amusement park
Please take a moment to sign my White House petition stating that Jake Peavy has to adopt me.
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BAT LIGHT FIXTURES.
A GLOWING BOWLING ALLEY.
A ROOM FULL OF HEADS.
A CUSTOM WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS POKER TABLE WITH A PICTURE OF HIMSELF ON IT.
Man, so many athletes blow their money on stupid stuff, like NOT building an entire, phenomenal plantation that includes an Old West village. What fools they have been! Everyone, please take Jake Peavy’s lead: MAKE YOUR MANSIONS FUN.
Now if you’ll pardon me, I have to go help Jake Peavy install a life-size Crocodile Mile slide that is literally a mile long.
(h/t HardballTalk)
