Today is the day without sports, so ESPN made its own sports thing: The ESPYs, an award show for sports (8 p.m. ET, ABC)! Neat! Sports fans like awards!
It’s time for the second annual SBs, the silly sports awards the Internet deserves
Once again, we have imaginary Internet awards to give to good Internet sports things — the Es-Bees! They are still different from the ESPYs.
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But while ESPN does a good job giving out conventional awards like “Sports Male Person of the Year” or “Play of the Year” or “Game of the Year,” they leave out a large part of what sports fans crave: dumb things that we share on the Internet.
With that in mind, we present the second annual Es-Bees, SB Nation’s own awards show where we hand out awards to the best Internet sports things of the past year.
Sports Animal of the Year
And the nominees are...
@SBNation Just happened randomly during the game. Dog came on the field and was picked up by the ref. pic.twitter.com/n4o5r04No0
— Dylan Buell (@dylanphotog) September 20, 2014 
GOLF RAM (who beat Golf Baboon and Golf Otter and Golf Bear and many others to win the Golf Animal subdivision to get into this category)
And the Es-Bee for Sports Animal of the Year goes to ...
GOLF RAM
It's got a slight left-to-right break. BTW wanna ram our heads together? C’mon let’s ram heads http://t.co/qkgREMWxqn pic.twitter.com/dVSfXED5ti
— SB Nation (@SBNation) January 25, 2015 Sports Butt of the Year
And the nominees are ...
Pterodactyl Butt
Looks like a worse decision when you see Jara give Cavani a couple slaps first. #CHI #URU anyhow, 20 mins to go now. pic.twitter.com/iNWjmEPJGh
— Perfect Pass (@PerfectPass) June 25, 2015 
And the Es-Bee for Sports Butt of the Year goes to...
THE BUTT BOWL (and Butt Dad)
@seth_rosenthal Pic from today's BUTT bowl pic.twitter.com/K9mcHxoMZz
— Chris Behan (@BehanBrah) November 30, 2014 Pony of the Year
And the nominees are ...
And the winner is ...
OF COURSE IT’S WHEN THE HAWKS ORGANIST PLAYED PONY FOR THE INTERNET
Sports Baby of the Year
And the nominees are ...
Riley Curry
Torrey Smith’s baby
Riley Curry’s new baby sister (extremely late entry)
And the Es-Bee for Sports Baby of the Year goes to ...
OF COURSE IT WENT TO RILEY CURRY THIS WASN’T EVEN A CONTEST
SB Nation presents: Reporters need to shut up and not get uptight about Riley Curry
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