Cristiano Ronaldo is the carjacking, motorcyclist-assaulting star of this ‘GTA 5’ video
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
This video of Cristiano Ronaldo in GTA 5 answers a simple age-old question: What would CR7 do in a world of ultimate freedom? It turns out he pretty much keeps doing soccer things, but virtual Ronaldo is just more of a jerk.
He’ll assault motorcyclists with soccer balls.
Steal a car and have it resprayed in Real Madrid colors.
Take selfies.
And finally, stand on top of moving vehicles for no reason.
Thank you, @thefifa11videos. You are truly doing important work.
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