Geno Smith is out six to 10 weeks after being punched by now-former teammate IK Enemkpali.
11 NFL people I’d rather be punched by than the guy who punched Geno Smith
Stunning announcement by Jets coach Todd Bowles. Geno Smith 'suckerpunched' by teammate in lockerroom. Out 6-10 weeks. Wowsers
— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) August 11, 2015 Jets promptly released LK IK Enemkpdi. Don't know much about him but Jets source said: 'he's not the guy you want to be punched by...'
— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) August 11, 2015 “Not the guy you want to be punched by,” huh? I am not sure who in the guy is you *would* want to be punched by in professional football -- probably no one! I don’t want to be punched at all! -- but here are some guesses:
1. Ryan Lindley
2. Roger Goodell
3. Todd Pinkston
4. Any kicker
5. Any punter who is not Steve Weatherford is not on the Internet reading this and interested in challenging me to a fight ;-)
6. Mark Sanchez
7. Vikings-era Donovan McNabb
8. Donald Trump wearing a Giants helmet
9. Jason Sehorn
10. Mike Golic within 30 minutes of listening to Frank Caliendo recite Tom Brady’s DeflateGate press conference as Morgan Freeman, The Rock and Al Pacino. (His sides will still be hurting and he will be tired.)
11. Cris Carter
Anyway, punching people is bad. Please don’t punch anyone.
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