Former Packers tight end Tom Crabtree retired from football earlier this year, after spending seven years in the NFL. Apparently, not many people knew (or they forgot) he retired, because ESPN’s Adam Caplan tweeted a list of available free agents that would be good tight ends for Washington. And he included Crabtree (a.k.a. @itscrab on Twitter):
Tom Crabtree can’t play in the NFL because he’s eating Doritos for breakfast
And a splash of Red Bull.
Best available TEs for #Redskins: Zach Miller, Fred Davis, @itscrab, Mike McNeill, Michael Palmer, Kory Sperry.
— Adam Caplan (@caplannfl) August 14, 2015 Crabtree took notice and let Caplan and the people know what he’s been up to lately:
I had Doritos and Red Bull for breakfast. https://t.co/Ft7NnDB4OR
— Tom Crabtree (@itsCrab) August 14, 2015 
