Cristiano Ronaldo taught his son the fine art of the ab photo

These abs look photoshopped, but I assure you they are not. Cristiano Ronaldo has like 45 abs — each one of them is extremely good — around which has been assembled a world-class footballer. These are his abs. Everything the abs touch is his kingdom. But his time as ruler of abs will rise and fall like his torso during a set of crunches. One day, the gym will close on his workout, and will open with his son as the new king of abs. It’s the circle of life.