During Thursday’s broadcast over at Sky, this reporter had a Freudian slip and accidentally said Queens Park Rangers player Charlie Austin has “no ligaments in his right dick.”
Reporter accidentally says soccer player has ‘no ligaments in his right dick’


What's the fuss over Charlie Austin's "right di--" sorry, "right knee"? Well, Austin is going through a bit of an argument with West Ham's chairman David Sullivan right now; according to the BBC, Sullivan suggested that Austin doesn't have "ligaments in his knee," which makes him a player who is too risky to sign:
“They say he has no ligaments in his knee, who knows? To sign a £15m player is a big risk. He could go on for years, but knowing our luck his knee will go in his first game and that’s the end of it.”
Austin got angry and tweeted out a rebuttal saying that Sullivan is “misleading” everyone, and that, even though he’s had a history of injuries, everything is fine:
— Charlie Austin (@chazaustin9) August 20, 2015 So that’s settled. There’s nothing wrong with Austin’s right di-- sorry (again), his right knee.
(h/t @sam_hartnell)











