NEW: Surveillance video shows someone beating up @hitchBOT in Old City, Philadelphia. @fox29philly. pic.twitter.com/YZ5tMIFYuD
— Dave Kinchen on FOX (@DKinchenFOX29) August 3, 2015 Phildelphia men faked an Eagles fan murdering hitchBOT
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Poor innocent hitchBOT. You emigrated from Canada seeking love and free passage. You were stomped to death in the streets of Philadelphia. We all kind of knew it was going to be an Eagles fan before video emerged, right? Let’s be real here -- even Eagles fans know they’d kill a freeloading robot. This is the City of Brotherly Love, not Roboterly Love.
Here’s video of hitchBOT’s death. Warning, it’s NSFW if you’re a robot:
@adamgabbatt @Jessewelle @hitchBOT @GuardianUS here it is from his snapchat pic.twitter.com/RdGxRAZsCC
— ㄣ⃒ (@FaZeRainCan720) August 3, 2015 We can’t be 100 percent sure this is an Eagles jersey, but we’re relatively certain it’s a Randall Cunningham throwback. No, it’s not a Tom Brady jersey -- though that would be HILARIOUS.
UPDATE: This footage was a prank by two YouTube personalities as part of a prank video series, according to Gizmodo. So to all you people who said Philadelphia was being picked on: Ask these dudes why they didn’t wear a Cowboys’ jersey.
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