Last 4 fights of @RondaRousey: 130 seconds total; same time for Peyton Manning to drop back & throw a pass- 58 times! pic.twitter.com/5xFROxEv18
— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) August 3, 2015 10 things that take more time than Ronda Rousey winning 4 fights
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
This is a good start. Thank you ESPN. Ronda Rousey finishes fights quickly, Peyton Manning throws passes quickly. Let’s take this a step further, shall we?
1. Ronda Rousey can win four fights 10 seconds slower than the time it takes to heat up a Hot Pocket.
2. Ronda Rousey can win four fights faster than the average time to wait for a subway train in New York.
3. Ronda Rousey can win four fights in the time it takes to make Cup Noodles.
4. Ronda Rousey can win four fights faster than you can go through an automatic car wash.
5. Ronda Rousey can win four fights in the same amount of time it takes Ronda Rousey to win four fights.
6. Ronda Rousey can win four fights nine seconds slower than a full round of Street Fighter if you both just stand there and don’t press a button.
7. Ronda Rousey can win four fights in the time it takes you to select, knock on, and properly select a melon at the grocery store.
8. Ronda Rousey can win four fights in the time it takes you to kiss your children goodbye and tell them how much you love them when the inevitable asteroid that destroys the earth enters our atmosphere.
9. Ronda Rousey can win four fights eight minutes faster than it takes to make a properly prepared batch of Hollandaise Sauce.
10. Ronda Rousey can win four fights in the time it took you to read this dumb list.
Here’s a handy chart. Print it off and keep it with you.
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