Jimmy Fallon’s “Tonight Show Superlatives” segment is one of the best recurring things on his show. So, in honor of the new NFL season, Fallon got NFL players to read out the superlatives the show wrote for them.
‘The Tonight Show’ got Andrew Luck to say he sticks his head out car windows like a dog
Also, Aaron Rodgers would probably be a good hardware store salesman.


Here were the best ones:
Joe Flacco -- elite quarterback, not-so-elite partygoer:
To be honest, all of these are accurate. Probably way too accurate.















