Batman down pic.twitter.com/i4x2ABWCdK
— Dustin Hegedus (@DRHegedus) September 14, 2015 5 reasons we’re pretty sure Jaguars Batman is an impostor
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
The Jaguars have a Batman. It’s not THE Batman, but a Batman impostor. How do we know it’s a fake? A few things tipped us off.
1. The real Batman would never use green smoke. That’s a distinctly Joker color.
2. Batman would never let a civilian knock something out of his hand.
3. If you slap Batman’s hand there’s NO WAY he’s going to shake it out like he got an owie.
4. Batman is probably a Raiders fan.
5. He’s called “The Dark Knight” for a reason, and it’s not because he enjoys wearing white.
So yes, Jacksonville Batman is an impostor -- but through all this he’s still 10 times more convincing than Buffalo Batman.
"Sir, I'm afraid you can't bring that weapon into the stad - oh, I'm so sorry, by all means, Batman." pic.twitter.com/E3nP7bWqjJ
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) September 13, 2015 
