DeJuan Blair spent his entire media day on a Phunkeeduck
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
It’s 2015 and walking is for chumps. Yep, I’ll take that strong stance. I’ll make that “hot take.” If you’re walking, you’re a chump. The Phunkeeduck is the realization of a Wall-E-esque future in which we’re all strapped into hover chairs and snacks abound. I know that scene was supposed to be horrific, but it was beautiful. DeJuan Blair gets it. Why walk when you can scoot?
He scooted into media day.
He scooted during media day.
He scooted away from media day.
#hero.
