Alabama quarterback hands slimy mouthguard to staff, rejecting human decency

When you’re as focused on the game at hand like Alabama is, you don’t have time to focus on anything that isn’t football. Take hygiene for instance. Throw that out the window.

Hey quarterback Jay Coker, just give your mouth guard to him. No need for gloves or a container. Hygiene isn’t football. We’ll sanitize it after the final score!