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You didn’t win Powerball, but we all win because of ‘hopeful Powerball player’ Chris Long

The Powerball craze swept the United States with everyone hoping to get their share of the $1.5 billion prize. That included a number of athletes who got in on the action and bought tickets. None of them participated in a way as cool as Chris Long.

Listen, I didn’t win Powerball. You probably didn’t win Powerball. But, we all win the Powerball of life because we have Chris Long. If a disguised Chris Long buying lottery tickets on the local news wasn’t good enough, he also apparently tried to use a fake name for the segment.

The only way this could be any better is if someone makes a “Rod Carriker, hopeful Powerball player” bobblehead. I’ll take 10.

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