Apartment for rent. Non-Steelers fans need not inquire

If your a Steelers fan looking for a home in the Sharpsburg, PA, area, your in luck. I know, I know -- you must be scratching you’re head right now: how can there be a 3-bedroom home waiting for me just a bridge away from the Pittsburgh Zoo? How can such vibrant housing stock exist? Your supposed to just believe that? Well, start you’re engines: John is looking for someone just like you. Oh, you might say, your not ready to take the plunge on a house. Your in luck, my Steelers-loving friend: theirs a 2-bedroom apartment with you’re name on it. Your going to have some doubts, I know, but when you sit down on you’re black and gold couch for the first time and gaze around and know that really, truly, your home, you’ll know. Just call John and tell him Mike Tomlin sent you. Your never going to look back.