Broncos defender on Tom Brady: ‘I tried to rub my nuts on his face’
Sunday was a rough game for Tom Brady. By the time the game ended, he sported bruises, cuts, skinned elbows, burst blisters -- and, oh yeah, a near-miss with an anonymous set of Denver’s family jewels.
“I tried to lay on him a few times,” an unnamed Broncos rusher said after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”
Just who that rusher was -- cough cough Von Miller cough cough cough cough -- we may never know.
(via MMQB)
