This Parkour Raptor redefines what tiny dinosaur arms can do

The only thing scarier than a raptor is a parkour raptor. This is scientific fact. While all raptors were probably parkour raptors when dinosaurs roamed the earth, we can get a taste of that now, in dinosaur costume form.

Think about it: You’re alone in the gym practicing your flips and a parkour raptor sneaks up behind you. What do you do? Running won’t work. Hiding is pointless. Yes, you have to out-gymnastics that raptor and kick it in the face while swinging around a high bar. This is the plot of The Lost World: Jurassic Park, I know.

It’s time for a face-off: Parkour Raptor vs. Gym T-Rex. Who wins?