not real sure whats happening here pic.twitter.com/cx99hwMewL
— Jay Adams (@FalconsJAdams) January 4, 2016 What’s in this Falcons lineman’s butt?
James Dator has been covering a wide range of sports for SB Nation for over a decade, with a special focus on the NFL.
Something must be good down Kroy Biermann’s pants, otherwise Saints tight end Josh Hill wouldn’t have a reason to dive down there hands first. There are a few plausible reasons he could be looking to reach down there.
- He lost a contact lens and is trying to fish it out.
- He’s looking for some change to go top off his parking meter.
- Hand-to-butt drug transaction.
- He picked “dare.”
- This was the end of a treasure map.
- He’s checking out a hilarious “Peeing Calvin” tattoo.
- He’s leaving out of those check-box notes that say “Do you like me?” with “Yes,” “No,” and “Maybe.”
- Everyone in the NFC South who aren’t the Panthers.
- A script for Star Wars: Episode XVIII.
- Milk duds.
