Even Paul Pogba’s hair is dabbing

Dabbing is dead, you say. It has been corrupted by kickers, by the out-of-touch, by the olds.

To you I say: The dab will never die. Dabbing is how we live now.

So: here we have Juventus star Paul Pogba with the dab emoji -- yes, the dab emoji -- shaved into his hair, and then bleached so there is no chance of looking at Paul Pogba and not seeing the dab emoji. Do you live a life where the words “dab on ‘em” don’t mean anything to you and where you are unacquainted with the latest emoji? First, congratulations, and second, no matter: Pogba, who was seen dabbing with Leo Messi last week, has conveniently included a key for the uninitiated -- DAB.

Dabbing is dead. Long live dabbing.