This guy broke a woman’s ankles in the middle of the street and we have questions
This type of crime can only happen in New York City.
Kyrie Irving has handles that left Stephen Curry clawing for dear life. Chris Paul and Jeff Teague use backspin to unleash a devastating crossover. Russell Westbrook destroyed Phoenix with The Shammgod. Curry has a move that defies physics.
All those dribble moves pale in comparison, though, to what we thought was a kid (actually it wasn’t a kid, and it was a commercial for the Kyrie 3 shoe. Still cool, though!) roaming the streets of New York City flooring a helpless woman bold enough to guard him in the middle of the crosswalk. The guy then darts down Broadway.
Observation
Kudos to the woman for stepping up to the challenge. Despite her failures, it was a valiant effort. She stuck with her man right up until he unleashed a hesi-triple crossover.
But we have questions.
Was this the moment you knew you messed up?
Who are you and why are you just standing there? Are you his trainer?
This is your friend? Are you sure?
Where are you going? Hasn’t anyone told you never to run from a crime scene?
Watch out for this serial ankle-breaker on a crosswalk near you. Or you might be next.
