Watching Stone Cold Steve Austin review flavored cocktails is a singular joy
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Steve Austin Tries Fancy Cocktails For The First TimeWe had Stone Cold Steve Austin try fancy cocktails because we figured he might be sick of beer (spoiler alert: he's definitely not sick of beer)
Posted by BuzzFeed Celeb on Friday, February 19, 2016
Stone Cold Steve Austin made a career out of smashing beer cans together, stomping a mud hole in someone’s ass and trowing back some Steveweisers. How did Austin 3:16 fair against flavored cocktails? Not too well.
Buzzfeed gave Austin a series of drinks and had him review them. The results were mixed. The Rattlesnake really likes Cosmos and Appletinis, but was not a fan of a Jolly Rancher shot or a Birthdaytini.
Somewhere in an alternate timeline this happened:
